Weird translation of a scene

[Almas]

Well, I was actually just helping you, Adventure!

Apologies...

[Adventure]

Thanks for your apology. If you wanna help me, just ask me on the PM. I may want you to do something, but not here.

[Almas]

All right, Adventure!

[Adventure]

Thanks.

[Ming]

I see you both of you have learnt some manners!

Well done, the two of you.

[Adventure]

Thanks, Ming.

[Adventure]

Anyway, as this thread has gone off-topic, I'll say:

Lucky Star, where are you? We've been waiting for days for you post us a new translation, and you seem to have not looked at this thread though you've been online a lot. Please, do post a question.

[Ming]

Blimey, it's only been three days.

[Adventure]

Oh, I thought it was a week. Sorry.

[Lucky Star]

Anyway, as this thread has gone off-topic, I'll say:

Lucky Star, where are you? We've been waiting for days for you post us a new translation, and you seem to have not looked at this thread though you've been online a lot. Please, do post a question.

I have been very busy lately and have not had time to find and arrange a translation. You really need to learn some patience Adventure, you are quite exasperating sometimes. I will post one in a few days or, if you like, you can continue with one of your own and I will just miss this turn.

[Adventure]

Oh no, I'd rather wait for your translation, Lucky Star, 'cause it's not fair if I take your turn. Anyway, you also have got to post in 'Where's This From?', but it can also wait.

[Lucky Star]

Fine then especially for Adventure

I have telled, - I wooden foot ....." am the old person who was said impatiently. As for "night watch" you see? "But what we should see here, I" am struck. "Do they looking at me because of those which are going train the ghost which is thought"? There is no "healthy I". "My life, it is in me, and kind are many strange things in the large box which those could to have excessively and because of the train of all ghosts" above this does not see.

[Adventure]

This is from Five Go Off to Camp.

Here is the original passage:

'I told you - I Wooden-Leg Sam,' said the old man impatiently. 'The watchman, see? Though what there is to watch here, beats me. Do they think I'm going to watch for spook-trains? Well, I'm not. Not me, Sam Wooden-Leg. I've seen many strange things in my life, yes, and been scared by them too, and I'm not watching for any more spook-trains.'

I hope it's correct, Lucky Star.

P.S.: Can you tell me in to which language did you translate it? It's a very funny passage.

[Lucky Star]

Correct. It was Japanese.

[Adventure]

My passage:

' Like the girl exactly thing is said like that! ' As for him ', and the く mark mud which groans it is and is not and thinking that in you, and トラ and the lion the horse which belongs and the chimpanzee which steals thing we want thing, the people who invade without the く ま are field, - does the boy of the troublesome circus which is impolite in order to hit prepare always? '