Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

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[Petersfield]

Dear readers - this will be my last book - I have run out of ideas.

I do wish that blackbird/robin/curlew would shut up, I'm sick of its song.

Shame it isn't raining, this sun just increases the pollen count and I sneeze so much I can't see.

"Oh golly", groaned *****, "I do hope the next village has some toilets, I'm absolutely busting".

"Owww!" howled ****. "Blasted nettles everywhere"...

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Excellent Petersfield!

[Anita Bensoussane]

Dear readers - this will be my last book - I have run out of ideas.

Heh - I like it!

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A few moments later....

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‘Not very clever of them,’ said Dick. ‘They don't know we can all last more than three weeks without food!"

[Petersfield]

‘Not very clever of them,’ said Dick. ‘They don't know we can all last more than three hours without food!"

There, fixed that typo for you...

If that's the story I think it is, then thanks to Timmy, the Five ended up getting a good tea anyway. So perhaps:

"No thanks, I'll skip lunch/dinner/tea/supper", said ****, "It does look good but I'm still full from breakfast/lunch/tea".

Or (worse?) - "Thanks but **** said last week I looked a bit podgy, so I'm on a diet"...

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[Anita Bensoussane]

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[daanton]

‘Trust that inaccurate GPS device on Uncle Quentin's Cortina to make us take that wrong turn and end up at the gates of Old Towers!’

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[Boodi 2]

"I don't want Timmy sleeping in my room any more" said George, "because he make my bedspread smell of dog!!!"

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