Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[snugglepot]

When Bets slipped over on the ice,
She fell very hard - 'twas not nice.
Her poor ankle was twisted,
And so Fatty insisted,

[Eddie Muir]

When Bets slipped over on the ice,
She fell very hard - 'twas not nice.
Her poor ankle was twisted,
And so Fatty insisted,

[Eddie Muir]

When Bets slipped over on the ice,
She fell very hard - 'twas not nice.
Her poor ankle was twisted,
And so Fatty insisted,
She needed some medical advice.

[Eddie Muir]

A new one:

When Fatty took Buster for a walk,

[Daisy]

When Fatty took Buster for a walk,
He was keen on a suspect to stalk,

[Lucky Star]

When Fatty took Buster for a walk,
He was keen on a suspect to stalk,
They crept down the road,

[Courtenay]

When Fatty took Buster for a walk,
He was keen on a suspect to stalk,
They crept down the road,
But Goon yelled "Ha! You toad!

[snugglepot]

When Fatty took Buster for a walk,
He was keen on a suspect to stalk,
They crept down the road,
But Goon yelled "Ha! You toad!
It's time you and I had a talk!"

[Eddie Muir]

A good finish.

Here’s a new starter:

When poor Goon fell off his bike,

[Daisy]

When poor Goon fell off his bike,
Old Pip yelled, "you should ride a trike!"

[Eddie Muir]

When poor Goon fell off his bike,
Old Pip yelled, "you should ride a trike!"
The policeman just frowned,

[Daisy]

When poor Goon fell off his bike,
Old Pip yelled, "you should ride a trike!"
The policeman just frowned,
As he lay on the ground,

[snugglepot]

When poor Goon fell off his bike,
Old Pip yelled, "you should ride a trike!"
The policeman just frowned,
As he lay on the ground,
Then yelled up at Pip, "Take a hike!"

[Daisy]

A great last line!
Another starter:

So Pip ran away in a hurry.

[snugglepot]

So Pip ran away in a hurry.
And old Goon, he started to worry.