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Very appropriate, IceMaiden. :D
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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Groan. :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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Is this why Pete is collecting Sunny Stories magazines?
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Sorry it was a bit lame!! :oops: :oops:

This made me laugh today:

The Daily Mail Reported:
Tom Kerridge swears at a customer after saying his £32 fish and chips 'look like something you'd get in the frozen food aisle'


'Unfortunately Mr Kerridge has forgotten his routes and expects these prices to be for real people..'
Could we all club together and get Mr Kerridge a satnav?? :wink:
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"Fatty, what can you see - is it the Lorenzos - have we solved the mystery?"
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pete9012S wrote: 24 Jan 2024, 12:04
"Fatty, what can you see - is it the Lorenzos - have we solved the mystery?"
No, No, it's much worse than that"!!!
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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:lol: :lol: Got me.
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Being honest John, it got me too! :oops: :oops:
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And me too. :lol:
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