Search found 29 matches
- 23 Nov 2016, 20:09
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"You put your left arm in
Your left arm out
In out in out
You shake it all about."
- 16 Nov 2016, 18:16
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"Here's my number. If my wife answers, pretend to be a PPI cold caller."
- 14 Nov 2016, 16:14
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"Here's my lawyer's number. You can take this matter to court if you like, my girl, but I think you'll find you don't have a leg to stand on."
- 11 Nov 2016, 16:14
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"...film it on Julian's iPhone and we could call it Two Girls One Plate."
- 08 Nov 2016, 00:06
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"Ok, ignore the marijuana plants, George. Forget they're there. Just concentrate on this lemon segment and slowly follow me."
- 07 Nov 2016, 15:04
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
George insisted her Mini Babybels were halved and served on a silver plate.
- 07 Nov 2016, 13:03
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"...on the carpet at the end of my bed so of course I trod right in it. Honestly, George, you're going to have to housetrain that flaming mutt."
- 05 Nov 2016, 18:08
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
Great. I've been on tenterhooks for the next caption picture.
- 02 Nov 2016, 11:24
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
- Replies: 14498
- Views: 642382
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
As Fatty went walking that day,
He spied Goon up ahead in the way.
He leapt over a fence
But his weight most immense
He spied Goon up ahead in the way.
He leapt over a fence
But his weight most immense
- 01 Nov 2016, 00:20
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
- Replies: 14498
- Views: 642382
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
A scary young man from the west,
Went walking in only a vest
A stern nun in passing
Went walking in only a vest
A stern nun in passing
- 31 Oct 2016, 23:10
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
- Replies: 14498
- Views: 642382
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Tricks and treaters are sure out in force
For sweets they are looking of course
A knock at the door...
We tried to ignore
But they swore at us till they were hoarse.
For sweets they are looking of course
A knock at the door...
We tried to ignore
But they swore at us till they were hoarse.
- 31 Oct 2016, 23:07
- Forum: Other Authors
- Topic: M. R. James
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1227
Re: M. R. James
Yes, I've read all of his short stories. Sounds like a great achievement but they all fit into one volume quite easily. I really love the tales; elegantly written, infused with dry wit and lovely examples of the genre. The Oxford World's Classics paperback is great value. All the stories with notes....
- 29 Oct 2016, 15:00
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"Joan Collins is on the blower, Peter. She says she wants her shoulder pads back."
- 28 Oct 2016, 00:00
- Forum: The Books
- Topic: Hands up, who was a member of the Famous Five Club?
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4559
Re: Hands up, who was a member of the Famous Five Club?
I had the 1978 TV series tie in books and each one had an advert for the club. I'd have joined it - I joined a lot of things in those days, fan clubs for Nookie bear and Roland Rat, Dennis the Menace and Desperate Dan - but a line in the ad unnerved me. Your gifts will be used to comfort sick childr...
- 27 Oct 2016, 18:39
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 8465
- Views: 603418
Re: Caption Competition
"The name of Hollow Tree House was changed to Buckingham Palace once it because obvious that a queen lived there."
(Hey, I'm allowed to do those jokes. )
(Hey, I'm allowed to do those jokes. )