The Enid Blyton Society

There was a young girl called Kate,
Who loved to swing on her gate,
Until over she fell,
And gave such a yell...

There was a young girl called Kate,
Who loved to swing on her gate,
Until over she fell,
And gave such a yell...
She frightened the life from her mate.

A new one:

When Buster cashed after the ball,

Eddie Muir wrote:A new one:

When Buster cashed after the ball,

"Cashed"? Did you perhaps mean "Dashed" Eddie?

When Buster dashed after the ball,
He slid on his paws down the hall,

Oh, dear I meant chased, John, but dashed works just as well.

When Buster dashed after the ball,
He slid on his paws down the hall,
And came to a halt,

When Buster dashed after the ball,
He slid on his paws down the hall,
And came to a halt,
Though it wasn't his fault,

When Buster dashed after the ball,
He slid on his paws down the hall,
And came to a halt,
Though it wasn't his fault,
Tangled up in Miss Pepper's new shawl.

Great last line Rob. Sorry about "chased" Eddie. It is actually so much better than "dashed" but I didn't think of it.

Another:

Old Goon thought of taking a stroll,

Old Goon thought of taking a stroll,
So he did, but he fell down a hole,

Old Goon thought of taking a stroll,
So he did, but he fell down a hole,
He gave such a yell,

Old Goon thought of taking a stroll,
So he did, but he fell down a hole,
He gave such a yell,
People ran up pell mell,

Old Goon thought of taking a stroll,
So he did, but he fell down a hole,
He gave such a yell,
People ran up pell mell,
To see a policeman out of control!

And another:

When the Five walked in the wood,

When the Five walked in the wood,
They encountered an elf in a hood,