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Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 04 Jun 2017, 21:19
by Lucky Star
When Fatty fell off a haystack
He had bruises all down his back,
They were all shapes and sizes
And could have won prizes,
Like his boasts of which there was no lack.
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 09:44
by Daisy
Time for another limerick anyone?
The school Dame Slap ran was a riot,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 12:07
by Lucky Star
The school Dame Slap ran was a riot,
For sure things were just never quiet,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 12:09
by snugglepot
The school Dame Slap ran was a riot,
For sure things were just never quiet,
There were howls, there were tears,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 13:31
by Rob Houghton
The school Dame Slap ran was a riot,
For sure things were just never quiet,
There were howls, there were tears,
And many slapped rears,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 15:10
by Lucky Star
The school Dame Slap ran was a riot,
For sure things were just never quiet,
There were howls, there were tears,
And many slapped rears,
And the food was the most appalling diet.
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 17:45
by Courtenay
Good one!
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 11 Aug 2017, 18:48
by Eddie Muir
Let's start a new one with an easy first line:
There was a young girl called Rose,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 11 Aug 2017, 18:59
by Daisy
There was a young girl called Rose,
Who chose many places to pose...
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 00:18
by snugglepot
There was a young girl called Rose,
Who chose many places to pose...
She stood on the sand,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 07:22
by Eddie Muir
There was a young girl called Rose,
Who chose many places to pose...
She stood on the sand,
Just waving her hand,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 07:48
by Anita Bensoussane
There was a young girl called Rose,
Who chose many places to pose...
She stood on the sand,
Just waving her hand,
And hung from the cliffs by her toes.
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 07:54
by Eddie Muir
Great last line, Anita.
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 07:55
by pete9012S
Yes,very good!
When I bought a used Five from the 'bay,
Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???
Posted: 12 Aug 2017, 09:15
by Daisy
When I bought a used Five from the 'bay,
My jaw dropped...oh dear, what could I say?