The Enid Blyton Society

When Tupping was mowing the lawn,
It took lots of muscle and brawn,
While mopping his brow,
He was kicked by a cow
And did not wake up till past dawn!

When Larry and Daisy were late...

When Larry and Daisy were late...
Bets cried that it must have been fate,

When Larry and Daisy were late...
Bets cried that it must have been fate,
"They've been kidnapped!" she said,

When Larry and Daisy were late...
Bets cried that it must have been fate,
"They've been kidnapped!" she said,
"Or p'raps still in bed!"

When Larry and Daisy were late...
Bets cried that it must have been fate,
"They've been kidnapped!" she said,
"Or p'raps still in bed!"
So they waited, and swung on the gate!

Good one, Rob

Another starter:

When Fatty once answered the phone,

When Fatty once answered the phone,
The voice he heard made him groan,

When Fatty once answered the phone,
The voice he heard made him groan,
It was Goon to complain,

When Fatty once answered the phone,
The voice he heard made him groan,
It was Goon to complain,
(the man sounds quite insane!)

When Fatty once answered the phone,
The voice he heard made him groan,
It was Goon to complain,
(the man sounds quite insane!)
Buster mistook his leg for a bone.

John... Buster has lost the plot!

I was hoping it would be something about Buster.

Here's a new starter about Buster:

When Goon lashed out at poor Buster,

When Goon lashed out at poor Buster,
With all the strength he could muster,