Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Rob Houghton]

When Fatty had eaten a third éclair,
He collapsed, for a sleep, in his chair

[Lucky Star]

When Fatty had eaten a third éclair,
He collapsed, for a sleep, in his chair
But soon he awoke,

[Courtenay]

When Fatty had eaten a third éclair,
He collapsed, for a sleep, in his chair
But soon he awoke,
In a cloud of black smoke

[Eddie Muir]

When Fatty had eaten a third éclair,
He collapsed, for a sleep, in his chair
But soon he awoke,
In a cloud of black smoke
Someone had set light to his hair!

[Eddie Muir]

Here's a new one:

When our Pete cracked a great joke,

[Courtenay]

When our Pete cracked a great joke,
There was never a better one spoke

[Lucky Star]

When our Pete cracked a great joke,
There was never a better one spoke
But up piped our Eddie,

[Rob Houghton]

When our Pete cracked a great joke,
There was never a better one spoke
But up piped our Eddie,
With a quip at the ready,

[Daisy]

When our Pete cracked a great joke,
There was never a better one spoke
But up piped our Eddie,
With a quip at the ready,
A good one - which made us all choke!

[Eddie Muir]

Love it!

[Eddie Muir]

And another:

Poor old Goon got soaked in the rain,

[Daisy]

Poor old Goon got soaked in the rain,
With no mac - oh dear, what a pain.

[Eddie Muir]

Poor old Goon got soaked in the rain,
With no mac - oh dear, what a pain.
The squelch of his boots,

[Lucky Star]

Poor old Goon got soaked in the rain,
With no mac - oh dear, what a pain.
The squelch of his boots,
And the sound of Ern's hoots,

[snugglepot]

Poor old Goon got soaked in the rain,
With no mac - oh dear, what a pain.
The squelch of his boots,
And the sound of Ern's hoots,
Made him think he was going insane.