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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 03 Jun 2016, 17:41
by pete9012S
"I always think processed food tastes so much nicer indoors straight out of the cellophane packaging.."

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 03 Jun 2016, 19:42
by Francis
Dinah lovingly stroked the rat as Phillip recoiled in disgust!

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 03 Jun 2016, 22:20
by Rob Houghton
"Look at my lovely new baby doll!" said George.

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 03 Jun 2016, 22:37
by Courtenay
"I'm afraid it won't be much of a tea-time today," said Moon-Face to the children sadly. "Toffee-Shocks have just been banned on Health and Safety grounds, and Silky is having a terrible time with some queer new company that's threatening to sue her if she serves any more Google Buns..."

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 04 Jun 2016, 02:16
by snugglepot
"Dick, Julian," Anne called out, "You stay here and prepare something for lunch while George and I go check out any clues that were left by the people flashing those lights, last night."

"Gee, Zerelda, " Darrell gushed, "Life in America sounds much more interesting than here. I mean, your school actually encourages you to be an individual. Here we are all expected to conform to some kind of British schoolgirl norm and woe betide you if you are different."

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 12 Jul 2016, 06:57
by Paul Austin
"Moonface, why did the Land of Little Old Ladys have to land on top of the tree?!"

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 12 Jul 2016, 12:13
by Rob Houghton
"Does anyone want my piece of cherry cake?" asked Dick, "I'm stuffed!"

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 14 Jul 2016, 12:19
by MJE
     Ern, Sid, and Perce were paying a visit to the Find-Outers, gathered in Fatty's shed. To their surprise, Sid had a healthy glow about him.
     "You're looking very well, Sid," said Fatty.
     "Yes - I realized that all that toffee, nougat, and chewing gum wasn't doing my health any good - and I got tired of being able to say nothing but 'Ar'.
     "Besides, I've found a new interest - I'm getting into acting, and I need to be able to keep my mouth free for speaking well - being articulate, expressive, and intelligent is very important for me to do well in this. In fact, the group I'm in are doing a wonderful, inspiring play that Ern has just written."

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 16:10
by pete9012S
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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 17:10
by Courtenay
:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 17:21
by Rob Houghton
very clever Pete! Thank you for the clue! ;-)

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 22:10
by Tony Summerfield
"Does anyone want to buy my cute little folding caravan?"

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 22:14
by pete9012S
:D :D :D

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 22:40
by Daisy
:lol: :lol: Wonderful Tony!

Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 23:03
by Eddie Muir
Wonderful indeed. :lol: :lol: :lol: