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Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 15:01
by pete9012S
Following the popular format from Mock The Week.Can you think of any???
'Another Macaroon,Fatty?' said Bets. No thank you,one's enough for me!'said Fatty...
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 16:51
by Darrell71
As if that would ever happen!!
What about something like,
Oh Alicia, when
will you stop playing all these icked tricks! said June.
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 18:22
by Fiona1986
"Gosh, you children are certainly very clever and helpful. Thanks awfully for solving that mystery for me!" said PC Goon.
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 18:56
by Katharine
"I wish Timmy had a pedigree" sighed George.
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 20:15
by Fiona1986
"I say, I think there's something strange going on here" said Julian. "We'd better report it to the police and then get home to safety" replied Dick. "Oh yes," said George, "I'm a bit afraid".
OR
"I just love being a girl" - George.
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 20:48
by 7upromana01
"Come on, Mum has got burger and chips prepared and we're going to watch The X Factor while eating!"
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 20:58
by Spitfire
Good one, 7up!
Dinah was aggrieved that Philip wouldn't let her borrow Lizzie again. She did so love the feel of the lizard's tiny feet running over her skin!
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 22:28
by Fiona1986
I wish there was a
like button on the forums right now!
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 22:37
by Icecream342
I am going to tweet my mum on twitter and ask her to send some more sweets for a midnight feast!
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 22:58
by Jack400
"Don't be upset, Bets"", said Inspector Jenks, It's natural that the older children will not include you in all their activities. "
"I find my pipe relaxing at times like this - here have a drag".
Jack
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 23:05
by Francis
"Don't be silly" said Julian "Of course, Ann should be the one to follow the suspect".
"We had better stay in Kirrin Island and wait for her return".
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 23:06
by Fiona1986
"Here, children, why don't you amuse yourself with these musical instruments while I do some work" said Uncle Quentin.
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 23:07
by Francis
"I'm sorry Aunt Fanny" said Dick. "I don't want any food as I am on a diet".
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 23:07
by Francis
"Miaow" said Timmy!
Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!
Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 23:11
by Francis
"Look at my pet slug, Peter". "Isn't it cuddly".