Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

[Francis]

"You'll get a bite if you do" said Timmy growling.

[Fiona1986]

"Excuse me, I'm off to the loo."

[Moonraker]

"That's that," said Jenks, "the end of an era." He put his arm around Bets, who was crying inconsolably.

Who would would have thought that a much disliked person would have tears shed after his death?

Oooooh,that post made we feel quite sad!

Me too. I had a tear in my eye when I read it as well.

[Daisy]

You often bring a tear to my eye Nigel, but it's always one of laughter.

[Pippa-Stef]

"BLOW! I've just dropped my iPad down the well!" Julian moaned.

and

"Dick, why don't you take charge on this one? I need a rest!" Julian said, laying back with his hands behind his head.

[Katharine]

As the Jackson family listened silently to the report of the sinking of their father's ship, they were instantly reminded of the sinking of the Titanic many years before hand. How thankful they were that Michael was in their family, at least with a name like his he was destined for a life of fame and fortune.



The children of Cherry Tree Farm looked out of the window, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the removal vans. They were looking forward to their move to the city. How they had hated their life in the country, all those noisy, smelly animals and fresh air. They had been so bored in the countryside with no one to talk to except a strange wild man.

[Perce]

"I'm studying English Literature at Oxford" - Sid Goon

"Barney, your eyes are so wide apart! Were your parents related?" - Miss Pepper.

"Young 'Un, take this 3 shillings and go to the nearest farm and buy a nice chicken for us tea" - Old Ma

"Yes I will, gran, once I've had my bath" - Young 'Un

"I flogged my monkey to a lorry driver for a couple of quid" - Barney

"I say, Fatty, I say, I'd like to be a window cleaner when I leave private school" - Larry Daykin

"Goon, congratulations, you are going to be promoted" - Chief Super Jenks

"Uncle Richard, I'm going to report you to the police if you whack me with your slipper again!" - Snubby

[Darrell71]

Hahaha those are very funny!! Never seen you on the forums before Perce, even tho you seemed to have joined in 2005?

[Lawrie]

"And as we bid good-bye to Miss Grayling and wish her a long and happy retirement, we welcome our new headmistress of Malory Towers - Mam'zelle Dupont."


"And the Captain of the new Malory Towers Women's Football Team is... Gwen Lacey!" How everyone cheered as Gwendoline went up for her badge!

[Danger Bird]

As it was top secret and dangerous in the wrong hands, Quentin decided NOT to show his work to the stranger he barely knew.


After extensive searching, the children were forced to admit that yet again there was no secret passage in the house they were staying.

[Wolfgang]

"And as we bid good-bye to Miss Grayling and wish her a long and happy retirement, we welcome our new headmistress of Malory Towers - Mam'zelle Dupont."

Actually in the second Hanni und Nanni film (St Clare's) Mam'zelle replaces Miss Theobald who has to leave school because of a private business for a short while...

[Poppy]

Are these films of St Clares?

[pete9012S]

"Children,would you like to take your tents and lots of food and other goodies and camp out on Kirrin Island for a few days?" asked Aunt Fanny."Thanks awfully Aunt Fanny, replied Julian,"it is so good of you to think of us,but we'd all much rather hang out around Kirrin bus stop with Sid the paper boy each night with our alcopops ginger beer."

[Poppy]

"But children, you cannot 'hang' about the streets... It is not safe- you might get your mobile stolen or you i-pod lost..."
Aunt Fanny

[Wolfgang]

Are these films of St Clares?

Yes, although you could describe them as lovingly updated as well