Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Francis · Post by **Francis** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:12

"I am afraid that Great Auks are extinct" said Jack scornfully.

Pippa-Stef · Post by **Pippa-Stef** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:17

"I absoloutly LOATHE lacrosse! Its so boring!" sighed Darrell

"I know, why don't we all be nice to Gwendoline? I'm sure it would be better for her if we all got along like a house on fire!" chimed in Alicia.

Francis · Post by **Francis** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:27

"why do you three have to come hear every holiday?" Growled Aunt Fanny.

pete9012S · Post by **pete9012S** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:29

'Anyone for an ice?' enquired Julian.'No' growled the rest of the Kirrens.'We hate ices!'

Fiona1986 · Post by **Fiona1986** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:32

"Our two wonderful children plus their lovely cousin will be home for the holidays soon", said My Lynton to his neighbour "I can't wait, we shall have so much fun!"

pete9012S · Post by **pete9012S** » 30 Oct 2012, 23:55

'No, I'm really sorry Allie.I can't marry you on account of your fag ash breath.'

Wayne Pyer · Post by **Wayne Pyer** » 31 Oct 2012, 11:13

"I've left those smugglers to guard the treasure, so we can finish our picnic before we go to the police," said Ju.

Francis · Post by **Francis** » 31 Oct 2012, 11:30

"OK, I admit it" said Julian. "I am a pompous and overbearing"

Francis · Post by **Francis** » 31 Oct 2012, 11:32

"Oh thank you, Aunt Fanny - tons of sanwiches, cakes, meringues and lashings
of beer" yelled an excited Dick.

Francis · Post by **Francis** » 31 Oct 2012, 11:36

"No thank you Bill - you can hardly call 'What about it' a romantic marriage proposal.

Fiona1986 · Post by **Fiona1986** » 31 Oct 2012, 12:57

Best. Thread. Ever.

Fact.

Fiona1986 · Post by **Fiona1986** » 31 Oct 2012, 12:58

"I'm not really hungry just now" said Dick.

Joanna : "Tea's on the table, it's pizza and chips tonight."

Pippa-Stef · Post by **Pippa-Stef** » 31 Oct 2012, 13:58

Fiona1986 wrote:Best. Thread. Ever.

Fact.

Seconded!

Katharine · Post by **Katharine** » 31 Oct 2012, 14:03

'No Jack, I'm not interested in coming for a walk to look for rare birds' said Lucy-Ann crossly.

Julie2owlsdene · Post by **Julie2owlsdene** » 31 Oct 2012, 14:49

"Stop thinking you're the best detective since Sherlock Holmes, Fatty. And just get a life!" said Bets, in angry tones.

(Great idea for a thread, Pete)

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