The Enid Blyton Society

Following the popular format from Mock The Week.Can you think of any???

'Another Macaroon,Fatty?' said Bets. No thank you,one's enough for me!'said Fatty...

As if that would ever happen!!

What about something like,

Oh Alicia, when will you stop playing all these icked tricks! said June.

"Gosh, you children are certainly very clever and helpful. Thanks awfully for solving that mystery for me!" said PC Goon.

"I wish Timmy had a pedigree" sighed George.

"I say, I think there's something strange going on here" said Julian. "We'd better report it to the police and then get home to safety" replied Dick. "Oh yes," said George, "I'm a bit afraid".

OR

"I just love being a girl" - George.

"Come on, Mum has got burger and chips prepared and we're going to watch The X Factor while eating!"

Good one, 7up!

Dinah was aggrieved that Philip wouldn't let her borrow Lizzie again. She did so love the feel of the lizard's tiny feet running over her skin!

I wish there was a like button on the forums right now!

I am going to tweet my mum on twitter and ask her to send some more sweets for a midnight feast!

"Don't be upset, Bets"", said Inspector Jenks, It's natural that the older children will not include you in all their activities. "
"I find my pipe relaxing at times like this - here have a drag".

Jack

"Don't be silly" said Julian "Of course, Ann should be the one to follow the suspect".
"We had better stay in Kirrin Island and wait for her return".

"Here, children, why don't you amuse yourself with these musical instruments while I do some work" said Uncle Quentin.

"I'm sorry Aunt Fanny" said Dick. "I don't want any food as I am on a diet".

"Miaow" said Timmy!

"Look at my pet slug, Peter". "Isn't it cuddly".