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Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby pete9012S » 30 Oct 2012, 15:01

Following the popular format from Mock The Week.Can you think of any??? :D

'Another Macaroon,Fatty?' said Bets. No thank you,one's enough for me!'said Fatty...
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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby Darrell71 » 30 Oct 2012, 16:51

:lol: As if that would ever happen!!

What about something like,

Oh Alicia, when will you stop playing all these icked tricks! said June.
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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby Fiona1986 » 30 Oct 2012, 18:22

"Gosh, you children are certainly very clever and helpful. Thanks awfully for solving that mystery for me!" said PC Goon.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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Postby Katharine » 30 Oct 2012, 18:56

"I wish Timmy had a pedigree" sighed George.
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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby Fiona1986 » 30 Oct 2012, 20:15

"I say, I think there's something strange going on here" said Julian. "We'd better report it to the police and then get home to safety" replied Dick. "Oh yes," said George, "I'm a bit afraid".

OR

"I just love being a girl" - George.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby 7upromana01 » 30 Oct 2012, 20:48

"Come on, Mum has got burger and chips prepared and we're going to watch The X Factor while eating!"
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Postby Spitfire » 30 Oct 2012, 20:58

Good one, 7up! :lol:

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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby Fiona1986 » 30 Oct 2012, 22:28

I wish there was a like button on the forums right now! :lol:
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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Postby Icecream342 » 30 Oct 2012, 22:37

I am going to tweet my mum on twitter and ask her to send some more sweets for a midnight feast!
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Re: Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

Postby Jack400 » 30 Oct 2012, 22:58

"Don't be upset, Bets"", said Inspector Jenks, It's natural that the older children will not include you in all their activities. "
"I find my pipe relaxing at times like this - here have a drag".

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Postby Francis » 30 Oct 2012, 23:05

"Don't be silly" said Julian "Of course, Ann should be the one to follow the suspect".
"We had better stay in Kirrin Island and wait for her return".
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Postby Fiona1986 » 30 Oct 2012, 23:06

"Here, children, why don't you amuse yourself with these musical instruments while I do some work" said Uncle Quentin.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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Postby Francis » 30 Oct 2012, 23:07

"I'm sorry Aunt Fanny" said Dick. "I don't want any food as I am on a diet".
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Postby Francis » 30 Oct 2012, 23:07

"Miaow" said Timmy!
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Postby Francis » 30 Oct 2012, 23:11

"Look at my pet slug, Peter". "Isn't it cuddly".
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