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Re: Jokes

Postby pete9012S » 30 Oct 2017, 14:56

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Re: Jokes

Postby Eddie Muir » 30 Oct 2017, 15:28

Hilarious, Pete. :lol:
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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Re: Jokes

Postby IceMaiden » 03 Nov 2017, 01:51

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant Pete!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Courtenay » 11 Nov 2017, 11:17

As some may have picked up, I'm a fan of classical music and enjoy the informative and sometimes amusing items on Classic FM's website. Just wanted to share two that had me cracking up recently (don't worry, you don't have to be a music expert to understand them)...

9 times people had literally no patience for their musical neighbours

This absolutely crucial typo in a Beethoven book changes everything

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Re: Jokes

Postby IceMaiden » 12 Nov 2017, 12:30

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Those complaints are brilliant, but the Beethoven one cracked me up :lol: .
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Re: Jokes

Postby Courtenay » 12 Nov 2017, 15:37

It is pretty good, isn't it? :wink: I keep on sniggering just thinking about it.
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Re: Jokes

Postby pete9012S » 16 Nov 2017, 18:26

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Re: Jokes

Postby Courtenay » 16 Nov 2017, 18:41

Groan :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Rob Houghton » 16 Nov 2017, 19:36

Was that a joke?! :roll: :lol:
'Oh voice of Spring of Youth
hearts mad delight,
Sing on, sing on, and when the sun is gone
I'll warm me with your echoes
through the night.'

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Re: Jokes

Postby Eddie Muir » 17 Nov 2017, 09:39

pete9012S wrote:Image


Oh deer! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Anita Bensoussane » 17 Nov 2017, 09:41

Staggering! :wink:
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Re: Jokes

Postby pete9012S » 17 Nov 2017, 09:53

My humour is stuck in a rut - apologies. :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Eddie Muir » 17 Nov 2017, 10:00

I think you’re hanging on for deer life, Pete. :roll:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Courtenay » 17 Nov 2017, 10:07

Aw, have a hart, guys... :wink:
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Re: Jokes

Postby pete9012S » 17 Nov 2017, 10:27

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