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Post by Julie2owlsdene »

sorry everyone but I just have to tell you this joke I heard on Radio Cornwall today:-

A man goes into the dentist and says, "I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "But I'm a dentist, you want the psychiatrist next door.
The man then says, "But your LIGHT was on!!!!!"

I just couldn't stop laughing. Is this the mentality of my humour!! :lol:

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That's a funny one Julie2ownsdene :lol:
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Post by Pippa-Stef »

:roll: Oh Julie....

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Thanks for sharing Julie :lol:
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Post by Julie2owlsdene »

Glad you all liked it. I found it hilarious. :D

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Your light was certainly on when you heard it Julie! :D
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:idea:
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Thanks for sharing the joke with us, Julie. :lol:
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That's a great joke Julie! Do you think we should make this thread a place to share jokes we particularly enjoy?
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Post by Julie2owlsdene »

A good idea, John, but I think so as not to offend, the jokes would have to be clean, and PC for everyone to enjoy. :lol:

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Oh, of course. I'll start.

[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"

[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"

Stupid joke, but I used to love it! :roll:
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Nice jokes, Julie and John.
As for Doctor's jokes, how about this one:

A man enters a doctor's surgery crying: "Doctor, doctor you must help me! I don't get noticed by the other people!"
Doctor: "Next patient, please!"

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An omelette walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The landlord says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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jchk4 wrote:[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"

[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
My nine-year-old son just had a good laugh at that one! One of his own favourites is the following:

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BOY: That's a relief. I haven't done my homework.
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