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Groan. :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: Once I'd looked it up! :roll:
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I saw this one elsewhere...

"I've just found out I can see two years into the future... It must be 2020 vision."
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Double groan. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ohhh nooooo... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: that one took me a moment.
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Here's a pretty awful one I just came across elsewhere online — you need to know your theme tunes for this one, but I'm sure most here will:

Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

A. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump... :wink:
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:D :D :D :D
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hmmmm....

So I told my carpenter the other day that I just wanted a set of steps with no carpeting. He just gave me a blank stair..... :)
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A great Ronnie Barker joke:

"What did the old gentleman say when he stuck his hand in his pocket and realized he'd lost 2000 dollars?"

"I don't feel too grand".... :)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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privateer2001 wrote:hmmmm....

So I told my carpenter the other day that I just wanted a set of steps with no carpeting. He just gave me a blank stair..... :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I stand with justice and the truth. Palestine will be free from the river to the sea.

Learn the history. Do research.

The hypocrisy, double standard, prejudice and bigotry own by some people is so obvious.Shame on them!
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