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- Julie2owlsdene
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sorry everyone but I just have to tell you this joke I heard on Radio Cornwall today:-
A man goes into the dentist and says, "I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "But I'm a dentist, you want the psychiatrist next door.
The man then says, "But your LIGHT was on!!!!!"
I just couldn't stop laughing. Is this the mentality of my humour!!
A man goes into the dentist and says, "I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "But I'm a dentist, you want the psychiatrist next door.
The man then says, "But your LIGHT was on!!!!!"
I just couldn't stop laughing. Is this the mentality of my humour!!
Julian gave an exclamation and nudged George.
"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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That's a funny one Julie2ownsdene
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Oh Julie....
"You're so sharp you'll cut yourself one day!" Hunchy said going to the door
"So my Mother told me that when I was two years old!" said Julian and the others giggled.
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"So my Mother told me that when I was two years old!" said Julian and the others giggled.
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Glad you all liked it. I found it hilarious.
Julian gave an exclamation and nudged George.
"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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Your light was certainly on when you heard it Julie!
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Thanks for sharing the joke with us, Julie.
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That's a great joke Julie! Do you think we should make this thread a place to share jokes we particularly enjoy?
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A good idea, John, but I think so as not to offend, the jokes would have to be clean, and PC for everyone to enjoy.
Julian gave an exclamation and nudged George.
"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"
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Oh, of course. I'll start.
[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"
[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
Stupid joke, but I used to love it!
[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"
[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
Stupid joke, but I used to love it!
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Nice jokes, Julie and John.
As for Doctor's jokes, how about this one:
A man enters a doctor's surgery crying: "Doctor, doctor you must help me! I don't get noticed by the other people!"
Doctor: "Next patient, please!"
Cheers
Dick Kirrin
As for Doctor's jokes, how about this one:
A man enters a doctor's surgery crying: "Doctor, doctor you must help me! I don't get noticed by the other people!"
Doctor: "Next patient, please!"
Cheers
Dick Kirrin
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An omelette walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The landlord says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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My nine-year-old son just had a good laugh at that one! One of his own favourites is the following:jchk4 wrote:[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"
[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
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BOY: That's a relief. I haven't done my homework.
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