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Postby Julie2owlsdene » 20 Jun 2008, 11:42

sorry everyone but I just have to tell you this joke I heard on Radio Cornwall today:-

A man goes into the dentist and says, "I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "But I'm a dentist, you want the psychiatrist next door.
The man then says, "But your LIGHT was on!!!!!"

I just couldn't stop laughing. Is this the mentality of my humour!! :lol:

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"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"

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Re: A Joke

Postby Mink » 20 Jun 2008, 12:35

That's a funny one Julie2ownsdene :lol:
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Re: A Joke

Postby Pippa-Stef » 20 Jun 2008, 15:58

:roll: Oh Julie....

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"You're so sharp you'll cut yourself one day!" Hunchy said going to the door
"So my Mother told me that when I was two years old!" said Julian and the others giggled.

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Re: A Joke

Postby Julian » 20 Jun 2008, 17:21

Thanks for sharing Julie :lol:
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Re: A Joke

Postby Julie2owlsdene » 20 Jun 2008, 20:36

Glad you all liked it. I found it hilarious. :D

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Re: A Joke

Postby Viking Star » 20 Jun 2008, 22:20

Your light was certainly on when you heard it Julie! :D
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Re: A Joke

Postby RDMorrell » 21 Jun 2008, 14:17

:idea:
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Re: A Joke

Postby Somita » 12 Jul 2008, 06:16

Thanks for sharing the joke with us, Julie. :lol:
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Re: A Joke

Postby Jeffery Greyling » 05 Oct 2009, 07:45

That's a great joke Julie! Do you think we should make this thread a place to share jokes we particularly enjoy?
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Re: A Joke

Postby Julie2owlsdene » 05 Oct 2009, 09:32

A good idea, John, but I think so as not to offend, the jokes would have to be clean, and PC for everyone to enjoy. :lol:

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Re: A Joke

Postby Jeffery Greyling » 05 Oct 2009, 11:02

Oh, of course. I'll start.

[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"

[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"

Stupid joke, but I used to love it! :roll:
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Re: A Joke

Postby hope189 » 05 Oct 2009, 13:05

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Joke

Postby Dick Kirrin » 05 Oct 2009, 14:21

Nice jokes, Julie and John.
As for Doctor's jokes, how about this one:

A man enters a doctor's surgery crying: "Doctor, doctor you must help me! I don't get noticed by the other people!"
Doctor: "Next patient, please!"

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Re: A Joke

Postby Moonraker » 05 Oct 2009, 18:18

An omelette walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The landlord says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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Re: A Joke

Postby Anita Bensoussane » 10 Oct 2009, 09:25

jchk4 wrote:[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"

[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"


My nine-year-old son just had a good laugh at that one! One of his own favourites is the following:

BOY TO TEACHER: Miss, do you believe people should be punished for something they haven't done?

TEACHER: No, of course not.

BOY: That's a relief. I haven't done my homework.
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